About Me

I’m a 6′3, 210 lb blackish, extremely heterosexual male from Washington DC. I think I’m good looking, but I’ve seen much better. I work for the man probably due to affirmative action (big ups to my liberal homies). I have amazing swagger, which means that your girlfriend probably would take me home if you weren’t around. I’m just saying…I hate most soul food, but love Malaysian and Indian food. Oh yeah, and I’ll probably be famous one day so get to know me. Lastly, you should know that I joke alot, but I’m dead ass serious at the same time. I will probably offend all of you at least 3 times, but you will get over it.